Fridays through Sundays
Various times
West Hollywood
Five couples come together for brunch to celebrate Nicole finally meeting Dylan after a two-month long internet courting. This is the last reasonable thing any of them will do for the day. Secrets will be screamed, sex will be weaponized and sanity will have its throat sliced. They are assholes. They are crazy. Try to love them anyway. The play runs through Sept. 29. Showtimes are 8 p.m. Fridays, 5 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. Saturdays and 6 p.m. Sundays. Tickets, $25.69-$39.69, online or call (323) 654-0680. www.machatheatre.org. Macha Theatre is at 1107 N. Kings Road at Santa Monica.