I don’t know about anyone else but I absolutely love reading the “M4M Missed Connections” from Craigslist. I mean, who the hell is going to be like, “hmmm I wonder if someone noticed my tight ass as I walked down Santa Monica Blvd and wanted to get with me, let me check Craigslist.” Some of them are graphic as hell and really can make a lady blush. The first one that Laila reads is a funny attempt at writing a haiku/poem (I love how it ends with “Bro”. I’m not fem dude but I would bromo you all the way). The next one was some weepy homo that couldn’t get his gloryhole on any more (through a sheet!). I mean buy a flashlight — it will help replace that instantly. My favorite one is by a guy reaching out to a guy at Chipotle who he knows is gay although they have just been making eye babies until now. That missed connection post cracks my ass up, and I know I now have a problem because of it. Watch
