Artist’s impression by Brandon Garcia
Security footage at Circus of Books in West Hollywood shows an attempt to steal a giant black dildo from the store located at 8230 Santa Monica Blvd. on Sunday
A thirty-second clip shows an inebriated person struggling to walk straight while attempting to steal the dildo. It’s unknown whether West Hollywood Sheriff’s deputies were called to the scene.
Employee Marcus Blackwell chased after the thief and was able to retrieve the item and bring it back to its rightful place in the store. The item, which is called the FAAK Fantasy Massive Black C*ck 30″, is actually 30.7 inches long and priced at $699.95.
Circus of Books, which opened in 1960, has a history of being a center of the gay community in West Hollywood. Today, the store has been reimagined and also features The Gallery @ Circus, showcasing LGBTQ artists.
Pretty funny story. This idiot actually thought he could leave the store without getting caught ? He REALLY must think alot of himself. Not ONLY that he could get away with stealing a 30 inch dildo, but actually thinking he could HANDLE one ! Wishful thinking on his part ! On both matters !
Best Dildo article I have read in my entire life!
Did Ed Buck escape from prison?
Who is really going to buy this? Another shameful reason why nobody wants to live in Weho anymore.
? Assuming you have moved to a less open and far less and diverse enlightened burg.
Now that’s hungry.
This should be the topic on every Sunday show instead all of the same political stories over and over and over again!
If only we had more stories like this …
Once you go black…well, baby, you know the rest. He was suffering from the “need”. That little tent on the corner was gonna rock & roll.
Who says size matters … ?
That’s nearly $22.95 an inch! By that rate, Circus of Books thinks I’m worth about $149
Brandon, the artist rendering is priceless!
Film at 11?
Um, I hope they wiped it off with Clorox before putting it back on the shelf.
If this person manages to steal this thing, and use it…who cares?! They deserve an award of some sort.
Perhaps a lifetime supply of lube…..or Preparation H?