All howl Chloe Queen of WeHo, our first Pet Mayor!

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Chloe Shyne, you were born to be WeHo’s first Pet Mayor. 

Sure, Spike (Lauren Meister) and Winston of WeHo (Lindsey Horvath) might have cracked the glass doggie door, but you shattered it. If there had been an election, you would have crushed the competition.

You are fierce, fabulous and already famous, a true grand dame of the Southland dog world. Your Instagram handle is @ChloeQueenofWeHo for God’s sake. But you are first and foremost (furmost?) Mama’s girl —  the eldest furdaughter of our mayor, Sepi Shyne. 

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You rose into the public’s consciousness back in 2020 when you joined Mom on the campaign trail. You turned heads all over town when she put your picture on the yard signs.

Your off-the-charts cute factor endowed the campaign with some much-needed sweetness, and you helped Mom sail into her Council seat.

You looked so chic at your howling-in ceremony. And the way you worked the crowd was phenomenal.

But being mayor may end up being a little rougher (ruffer?) on you than you think .

It’s a tough time to be in politics, especially in WeHo. Your leash is going to be pulled in many different directions. UNITE HERE wants you to get rid of cops. Renters want affordable housing. Twitter wants gender neutral bathrooms. The cat community wants more visibility. Pedestrians want the scooterati annihalated. 

You can’t please everyone. Just ask Mom.

Honestly, I wasn’t sure why Mom thought now was the best moment to name you mayor. Humorless people are scratching their heads, asking why is everything they do in WeHo so frivolous? Why is the mayor giving her daughter a high-profile job and running for Congress? Is she grooming Chloe to run in 2024? What if there’s a recall?

You’re going to hear the word “Nepawtism” a lot but the fact is you’re no nepo baby. 

Sure, you spend a lot of time at Dogue Spa, but you’re as tough as the industrial grade acrylic resin they put on your nails. You keep your cool, stay in control and rise above the bullshit.

You’re a rescue dog. A mixed breed. You grew up in the streets and made it out of a kill shelter alive!

Life is good these days, but it’s not perfect. Your moms are split up now, and you’ve had to do some growing up. You’ve got two little sisters who look up to you and depend on you more than ever before. You’ve got real responsibilities now, and you’re not the kind of diva who lets her fans down.

You’re a leader, just like your mom. You know what you’ve got to do, and you’re gonna do it, haters be damned.

It’s a royal bitch of a job. And who better than a queen to do it?

Mayor Sepi Shyne and her dog, Chloe the Queen of WeHo, howl in unison with the audience at Chloe’s inauguration as WeHo’s first pet mayor on April 1, 2023 at West Hollywood Park.
Councilmember Lauren Meister swears in Chloe.
“Do you think she makes these herself, Mom?”
“Honey, queens don’t get fed crap like this.”
The kingdom of WeHo rejoices with festivities celebrating the first Pet Mayor.
“It’s important, Bartholomew! Remember what happened to Gaga’s dog?”
“Um… hello? These aren’t gluten-free. Try to keep up, Mom.”
“But what she really wants to do is act!”
“Mom, my therapist wants you to stop tipping people who make me look bad.”
“I’m moving in with Gwendolyn, Mom! Quit trying to weaken my resolve!”
Frankfurt stopped by Urbnleaf before the inauguration.
“Purell, Mom. Yes, both.”
“My hopes are saying Chloe is a libra. But my fears are saying Gemini.”
“Now Astrid, that’s ink, not water, don’t drink it.”
“Well now I have to.”
Fifi warns young pups to stay away from facial fillers.
“Marry me?”
“Where do you live?”
“Glendale.”
“Oh hell no, baby”
“Gross, Mom!!! The blue dog is sticking a guitar up your butt!”
“I know I’m cute, Mom, what saying is I don’t feel cute. Can you really not see the difference?”
“My stylist says this cut really blends my eyes into my earlobes. Which is what everybody wants right now.”
“Yes, Dad, right there. Don’t move. Actually, get me a smoothie please?”
Mayor Pro Tem John Erickson is a close confidante of Chloe’s.
Alan has deep misgivings about WeHo’s municipal government.
Chloe addressed her subjects in custom couture Valentino.
Gertrude, a former WeHo Library archivist with a movement disability, signed the petition to ban scooters in WeHo.
“Do you ever think Mom overdoes it with the flat-iron?”
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[…] clearly internalized the advice (and pun-manship) of WEHOville’s recent congratulations letter, though some in the community are probably wondering whether Sepi Shyne elevating her daughter to […]

Look at Me
Look at Me
10 months ago

Look at Me, Look at Me. This Chloe Dog Mayor of West Hollywood was simply a political stunt using her as my executive arm piece foil to fool everyone into believing I am truly a compassionate person. I’m also teaching her to bark in Farsi so she can spread my Councilmember commentary to her dog friends. Me, Myself and I. That is the only way to go.

TomS
TomS
10 months ago

Wake up everyone this is Putin style propaganda for her next political job.

Harambe's Vengeful Ghost
Harambe's Vengeful Ghost
10 months ago

Can’t be any worse than our real mayor.

Yee Gods!
Yee Gods!
10 months ago

Will Sepi Shyne be offering Reiki Treatments to your furry pets? She might likely schedule at your home or in her home treatment to personalize things. Or does she do this at her law office?

WehoQueen
WehoQueen
10 months ago

All beautiful dogs, but sadly I have a hunch Sepi uses her adorable dog as a distraction, so people don’t think about how horrible a person she is. I actually feel bad for that dog, as my experience is that bad people are bad pet owners/guardians too.

Woody McBreairty
Woody McBreairty
10 months ago

Dogs? What dogs? 21 pictures of Sepi Shyne & even a picture of her campaign poster?!! What a clear-cut case of overkill! This is not about dogs – it’s about glorifying someone who has betrayed the city & its voters by using them to advance her own political ambitions. Her ability & inclination to suck all the oxygen from a room or situation is clearly on display here. Shyne makes a better performer than she does a politician. I’m sorry the voters of West Hollywood gave her a course of entry into politics.

Really...
Really...
10 months ago

Keep dogs in the park and OUT of the supermarket !!

Way Too Critical
Way Too Critical
10 months ago

Were it another era–a less catastrophic moment in time–the fun of the moment and the levity of this article, its captions and photos surely would have brought a smile…or a smirk to the reader

Mick Remington
Mick Remington
10 months ago

so many strange people here. this is not normal behavior.

Neal Z
Neal Z
10 months ago

Well, we know which of those two royal bitches is actually likeable

WehoQueen
WehoQueen
10 months ago
Reply to  Neal Z

One of them should definitely be sterilized and neutered, so no one has to deal with any of their offspring.

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