WeHo Pop Quiz with Cash & Prize bonus. WeHo Residents only.

(Offer applies to Residents Only and is not Valid in Beverly Hills)

Take the WeHo quiz right now:

Let’s Begin: Do you own a home in West Hollywood? If so, you make a considerable contribution to the city once a year by paying your property tax bill. If you rent, the cost is passed on to you by your landlord, and you count it as part of your expenses. And if you go to a gym, frequent a bar, or shop at a WeHo store, your spending helps cover the city’s high commercial rents. One way or another, we all support this city — yet we have no real say in how our tax dollars are spent.

WeHo residents are the only ones who qualify to participate in our WeHo Q&A, with a massive prize for the winners who advance to the bonus round.

BEGIN:

A. Have you ever seen poop walking on a WeHo sidewalk?

Not a dog’s forgotten deposit — I’m talking human-grade feces dumped in public. Suppose your answer is “no,” congratulations! Proceed to the next question.

B. Have you ever caught a whiff of urine so aggressive outside a WeHo nightclub that you questioned where these bar patrons come from? If your nose is not broken, and your answer is no. Move to the Next question!

C. Do you think our two $70,000.00 rainbow crosswalks sparkle with pride and cleanliness? If you answered “yes,” please report immediately to the corner of San Vicente and Santa Monica with a scrub brush.

Either way, move on.

D. Has your WeHo home or workplace recently enjoyed a sudden uptick in “surprise 3 AM visitors,” car window explosions, or missing Amazon packages? If your answer is no, move along, champ, your prize is waiting below.

E. Has construction on Santa Monica Blvd ever blessed your rush hour drive with an existential breakdown, despite it being something that could’ve easily been done at 2 a.m. with a flashlight and some Red Bull? If you said “no,” then I envy your teleportation powers. Next Question!

F. Have you — or your “innocent”, well-meaning guests — ever been ticketed in front of your own home despite proudly displaying your rightful “R” residential parking pass correctly numbered from 1R to 11R like a badge of survival in the WeHo Hunger Games?

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of the questions above, you’re done; Game over.

The lucky rest of you can move on to the final bonus round.

Bonus Round: To win the grand bonus prize, simply answer all the following questions with a ‘yes,’ and you are the lucky winner.

Are you unemployed? YES: Do you have a high school diploma? YES, Do you enjoy having fun all day while working?  YES, Do you know how to ride a bike? YES, Do you like wearing a uniform? YES, Do you occasionally party on the job? YES: Do you enjoy relaxing and socializing with your coworkers while on the job? YOU ARE PERFECT AND WIN!

Your cash prize is a HIGH-paying, unsupervised, super fun job with like-minded co-workers. Your prize is a hot new free uniform, a walkie-talkie, and a bicycle.

Our city has already spent tens of millions of taxpayer dollars on the “Ambassador” program run by Block by Block.

We want to hear from you: Do you believe this program is a worthwhile use of public funds? Share your thoughts in the comments below.